First crush? Heck if I know. I had a lot of them.
Probably this guy:
“I Want to Beat Up Peter McKay”
Kids are strange. I undoubtedly had some sort of need to kick his ass or kiss him. At five years-old though, boys were stupid and gross (some of them are still stupid and gross at 42 as well… but for obviously different reasons). Anyway, if I ever do run into Peter McKay as an adult, I don’t think I’d even know him, really. It’s been 37 years for cripe’s sake. He undoubtedly has a mortgage, car payments, taxes to pay, maybe even a family to help feed. He wouldn’t need to be reminded of 37 years ago, back when a freckly, shaggy-haired blonde with knobby knees and a thumb-sucking addiction wanted to engage him in an inexplicable beat down.
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “First Crush.”
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This, On Purpose 
That love and hate feeling 🙂 This made me laugh, nice one
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Thank you very much! 🙂
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You are welcome.
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Girls still beat me up. There are better ways to make your intentions known! Seriously, this was very cute and funny!
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Girls shouldn’t beat you up. Not while we’re able as adults to press charges, right? (Well, more or less anyway). Anyway, hey, thanks ever so, you! 🙂
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Where in the world did you find that video? I don’t think this little miss would prompt many feelings of affection! But, I remember aggression and love being very closely aligned at one point in my development. Not so much on my part but certainly on the part of the boys! http://judydykstrabrown.com/2015/09/05/crushed/
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I saw the gif on a tumblr that had been passed down to another tumblr and so forth (very popular and SO fitting). As for the boys/aggression and love, wasn’t that also the norm for us girls? The more the boy would pull your hair or tease, the more likely (according to parents) he “liked” you? I would often call b.s. on my mother who’d say that often. For me, I suppose it was karma since I was also aggressive.
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Yes. Absolutely. It was exciting…although we hadn’t a clue why.
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I adore that video! LOL!!
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It’s totes adorbs…and apt.
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